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Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin

This was just too funny not to share. I'm sure alot of you have already seen it but if not take the time to read it!! It's funny:)

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hopoing that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy," you might live in Wisconsin.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin.

If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," you might live in Wisconsin.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie and Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin.

If every time you see moonlight on a like, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters," you might live in Wisconsin.

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timniehaus
Apr. 17th, 2004 09:26 am (UTC)
YIKES! That's all true :( Sad...

Tim
laughafterwords
Apr. 17th, 2004 11:04 am (UTC)
you might
Jeff makes it seem so docile here.. I wonder how so many nice people wound-up in jail and prison?

so many bars, so many churches, so much cheese
theater_chica
Apr. 17th, 2004 12:53 pm (UTC)
Re: you might
Well...it IS docile here...compared to most places. At least here in the northern part of the state. Other than the morons who have recently been beating up the puppies and kitties...somethings major happens maybe once every two years.

And cheese? Do you really think cheese is the cause of the downfall of society???
a_gothic_beauty
Apr. 19th, 2004 08:59 am (UTC)
If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie and Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin.

Oh man, this is my favorite, I mean come on, who doesn't know how to pronounce Oconomowoc?
theater_chica
Apr. 23rd, 2004 01:57 pm (UTC)
Probably, but Minnesota is still our "region" of the US.
coyote79
Apr. 26th, 2004 10:56 am (UTC)
i hate jeff foxworthy. if i knew where he was, i'd send him a mail bomb
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