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Dude....

I'm a fucking alien child. No really...hear me out on this one before you just laugh and shrug.

I've never done an illegal drug in my life...right? I haven't even smoked a cigarette *I can't even spell cigarette...but that sorta looks right.* So after nearly 22 years of deep thought about the subject...last night I decided that I was going to do something. I didn't want to smoke anything, and I didn't want to do anything that I could easily be tested for later. So what do I do? Un-named acquaintance had some of these chocolate thingies that had LSD and mushrooms in them. So being brave I finally ate half of one. After like 15 minutes I was like "When does this thing kick in" and was told to wait a little longer. After a half hour NOTHING was happening...so I ate the other half. NOTHING. Nothing flipping happened. I can't get drunk either by the way...the only explanation I can come up with is that I'm a fricken alien baby.

I swear I was abducted when I was like three or four...but that's a different story.

Plus my mother was not supposed to be able to have children...like EVER.

So therefore folks...I'm an alien baby.

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