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Everything I'm not....

I was just going to make a list in my components category but she’s not really a component. Goddamnit, hiccups. Been a while.

She: (@@@)

smokes pot
doesn’t have to shut the car off when she’s getting gas
eats meat
eats everything else
likes to hug trees
thinks she’s beautiful
can handle me
isn’t “a dog person” (that’s pushing it)

That’s all.

That's what I woke up to this morning. That sums up my fucking day. If I could die right now I would, but it's not an option that I'm willing to take. I swear to fucking God there isn't a man out there for me. I'm going to be alone forever. I'm not ever going to have a family or anything that is important. I guess that's what I get for falling for the wrong people all the time. I'd never go back with anyone I've ever dated and I'm just not in the mood to bust my ass to find someone who isn't the typical "northwoods man" *aka...gets drunk every weekend and finds snowmobiling fun* Blech...I think I'm going to be ill...again.


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Dec. 17th, 2003 03:49 pm (UTC)
hey snowmobiling is fun :P *hugs* i'm sorry that your day is going so shitty honey.
Dec. 21st, 2003 11:32 pm (UTC)
I don't get on too much, so I have to read back when I can... Sounds like you have the occasional shitty day. That happens.

I'd like to give you some good advice, but I can't think of anything, and if I did, well, you'd prolly just ignore it anyway.

But I never recall anything but contempt for snowmobilers and snowmobiles. All I want is their money and then for them to, now empty wallet in pocket, crash promptly into the first tree they come across at high speed.

If you ever watch Return of the Jedi, you'll have an idea of what I'd like to see. There's a scene on a planet with these huge beautiful trees and a big chace with the Rebels and some Imperial Speeder Scouts. Well, the end result of one chace is a very destroyed speeder bike and a very dead scout trooper. I'd like that to be the average snowmobiler. Sans money, of course. On that note, if any of them ever ask you at night where to get a tasty breakfast, mention The Village Cafe, right next door to The Front Porch in Beautiful Lake Tomahawk. We're open All week 6:30 am to 2 pm except on Sunday and Monday when we close at noon. ..... This has been a shameless plug for The Village cafe, no back to our regularly scedualed post. .....but anyway. Yeah

Nyeah :Þ
Dec. 22nd, 2003 07:42 am (UTC)
LOL...If I notice anyone who seems famished in the morning I'll send them that way :P
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