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The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

    Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

    You are The Sudden Departure.

    You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

    We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Comments

( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
coyote79
Nov. 7th, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)
another one dead on. the world is getting creepier by the minute
stephenh2oman
Nov. 7th, 2005 09:41 pm (UTC)
Hey, you're the kind of woman I'm supposed to want. Sadly, I haven't seen one that says I'm the kind of man that a woman is supposed to want. Oops.

:-\
alstaregixxer
Nov. 8th, 2005 07:51 am (UTC)
Dead on.
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